I believe we should have a "Common Sense In Governmental Recognition of Positive Achievements Month"? Unfortunately there is one major stumbling block for that one - common sense and Government have been proven to be mutually exclusive terms!
Why in the world should anybody's sexual dysfunctions be given recognition for a second, much less an entire month? It makes about as much sense as "Regular Bowel Movement Pride Day", or "I Haven't Wet The Bed Since I was Three Years Old Pride Day". Bodily waste removal functions are something all human beings have in common, so why not recognize them instead of peoples sexual perversions?
Yes, in the spirit of "calling a spade a spade", I said the Politically Incorrect word perversions.
With thanks to Merriam-Websters Online Dictionary, I provide the definition (for those of you who may not understand the word):
- Main Entry:
- per·ver·sion
- Pronunciation:
- \pər-ˈvər-zhən, -shən\
- Function:
- noun
- Date:
- 14th century
2: a perverted form ; especially : an aberrant sexual practice or interest especially when habitual
In case you also don't understand the word "perverted" Here's M-W again:
1 a: turned away from what is right or good : corrupt b: improper, incorrect
Now, dictionaries (thus far, anyway) are not published by politicians or theologians of any stripe, but rather by lexicographers - people who simply deal in words and their meanings! At this point in time they have not yet been subverted by the politically correct left, who are inclined toward revisionist English (which is a good fit with their love of revisionist history).
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There is no free lunch. We should, through application of our individual labors and skills, earn the bread upon our table. There may be a free lunch someday though... when Obama declares a national Coprophagic Appreciation Day. As for myself... I'll eat the bologna sandwich that I brought.
I could be wrong about this... but that's just a possibility,not a likelihood.
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Lab, German Shepherd, Beagle and Terrier month?
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