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Sunday, September 27, 2009

If You Go Down To D.C. Today...

Socialists Picnic
(to the tune of "Teddy Bears Picnic")

If you go down to D.C. today

You’re sure of a big surprise.

If you go down to D.C. today

You’d better go in disguise.

For ev’ry nut that ever there was

Will gather there for certain, because

Today’s the day the socialists have their picnic.

Ev’ry socialist who’s been good

Is sure of a treat today.

There’s lots of marvelous stimulus

And bailout games to play.

Beneath the dome where nobody sees,

They’ll plead and beg as long as they please

That’s the way the liberals get their health care.

Picnic time for socialists

The little socialists are having a lovely time today

Watch them, catch them unawares

And see them legislate your job away.

See them gaily gad about

They'll throw our borders out;

They never have any cares;

At six o’clock the unions and lob’yists

Will buy their ev’ry vote,

Because they’re good little socialists.

If you go down to D.C. today

You’d better not go alone.

The left is running D.C. today

You may as well stay at home.

Don’t read that bill just sign it instead

It’s dark and stinks where they have their head,

Today’s the day the liberals have their picnic.

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